popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(via phobias)


surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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kim-kanye-baby:

latenightvarietyblog:

imgonnamakeachange:

this is what dreams are made of

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree

(via life-is-no-storybook)


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ultralorcl:

sext: r u nakey

(via seedy)


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lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

(via gnarly)


impalallama:

so my sister ordered a pikachu onesie and it’s fucking huge and my dad said he could probably wear it it’s so big and

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(via gnarly)


supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

(via lulz-time)