do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

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so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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following back heaps♡


following back heaps♡



when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

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people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

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